i spent six years of my life laughing at this
“How long have you been following me?”
“…Since the start.”
#i love the fact that sherlock’s been watching John work his own case #what makes me happy is that john WAS slowly but surely working the case and doing a damn fair job of it #sherlock is just quicker #but john watson is still a smart motherfucker
EXACT REACTION OMG
omfg 267% accurate
Do you guys think Jake Abel watches every new episode of Supernatural and is all “maybe they’ll mention Adam” and then they don’t and he’s just like “it’s okay guys take your time no rush” and then just turns off the TV all sad.
Sometimes people ask me for romantic advice. My advice? Hang your future girlfriend’s painting right-side up for God’s sake.
well that was a plot twist if there ever was one
Can I just tell you guys something about Matt before I continue with my reviews?
First of all, the cocktail party probably had 1500 people. He hugged every. single. fucking. person. there. EVERY SINGLE ONE. And when asked if he was tired of hugging people when he finally got to our VIP table he said “Absolutely not. It’s a proven fact that human contact makes you a happier person” and hugged us all too.
Matt Cohen, everyone.
I like to think Adam isn’t even getting tortured in hell, i mean Michael’d protect a charge that was happy to help him, and Lucifer couldn’t do shit if Michael was protecting Adam, I’d like to think that in their time in the cage, they’ve become somewhat bro’s, and Lucifer’s teaching Adam how to cheat at games and how to be a seductive little shit much to Michaels displeasure.
and how to be a seductive little shit
flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me
like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”
i thought you could combine flowers
like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and a large tomato”